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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Movie Review)


Shortest movie review ever:

Basically, they should’ve edited the movie down just to include the skeleton bar joke, the Will Turner/Elizabeth Swann reunion and a voiceover by Javier Bardem.

Everything else could’ve been cut out.

(My pirate-loving heart is very, very disappointed)

Beauty & The Beast Movie Review

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NOOOOOOO ONEEEEE FIGHTS LIKE GASTON! DOUSES LIGHTS LIKE GASTON! IN A WRESTLING MATCH NOBODY BITES LIKE GASTON!!!!!

Needless to say, I have just watched the live action adaptation of Beauty and the Beast. And can I just say, what. a. beaut.

This will be an incredibly SPOILERY review, so beware! Also, lots of paraphrased quotes because I have terrible memory.

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Allegiant Movie Commentary

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When you see the word “commentary” you should probably read it as “rant.” Beware, this is not very organized but I just had to get some of my thoughts out.

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